Sienna Miller in a bikini

Here's Sienna Miller in Barbados yesterday and I almost didn't recognize her in some of these shots. Probably because she wasn't fucking a married man and/or Jude Law which I just assumed was her calling card. Sort of like how a magician always enters a room in a cloud of smoke.

Olivia Munn tells Wonder Woman to 'suck it'

Olivia Munn's issue of MYMAG apparently contains a preview for her upcoming book "Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek" and wait a minute. Hold on. Olivia Munn took precious time away from standing around in a bikini to write a book? -- Excuse me while I light the entire publishing industry on fire. And I'm not talking about my latest manuscript "World War II Veteran Takes 500 Pages to Punch a Horse." (Random House, call me.)

Megan Gale in a bikini and other news

- Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins separated months ago and apparently no one gave a shit. At least they weren't stuck in a well. [PopEater]
- Leonardo DiCaprio might literally be eating a salad courtside at a Lakers game. Who does that? [Lainey Gossip]
- Caroline Kennedy in a bathing suit. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Isabella Brewster gets Hayden Panettiere's sloppy midget seconds. [Just Jared]
- Amy Winehouse gets her weekly arrest for assault in before the holidays. [Celebslam]
- Reese Witherspoon tries to avoid Jake Gyllenhaal. [PopSugar]
- Balloon Boy's parents are going to jail. [The Blemish]
- Katy Perry and Russell Brand pretend he doesn't stare at her naked breasts for days on end. [ICYDK]
- Christina Aguilera's car touched another car. GET ME THE PRESIDENT OF NEWS! [Socialite Life]
- Lindsay Lohan has a new boyfriend? [Betty Confidential]
- Paris Hilton is trying to make the world's first BLSTD. [Splash News]

Sienna Miller in a bikini

Here's Sienna Miller in Barbados yesterday and I almost didn't recognize her in some of these shots. Probably because she wasn't fucking a married man and/or Jude Law which I just assumed was her calling card. Sort of like how a magician always enters a room in a cloud of smoke.